Knock
Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary
who ?
Mary Christmas ! |
What
did one Angel say to the other
?
Halo there ! |
How
to cats greet each other at Christmas ?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"
! |
What
do elephants sing at Christmas ?
No-elephants, no elephants ! |
What
does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?
Best vicious of the season |
What
do angry mice send to each other at Christmas
?
Cross mouse cards ! |
How
do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe |
What
does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards
?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)
! |
