Reindeer Jokes
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
?Horn?-aments! |
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer! |
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She?d go to a ?re-tail?shop for a new one! |
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he?s a ?rain?-deer! |
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him! |
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
?Rude?-olph! |
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can?t hear you! |
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will ?sleigh? you! |
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-?deer?! |
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
?Elk?-a-seltzer! |
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the ?deer?-bell! |
What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope! |
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph
down! |
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was ?elf?-taught! |
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken! |
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits! |
