1. What is the favorite food of elves?
Answer: "Elf"-aghetti!

2. How did elves climbed up to the top of Santa’s Castle?
Answer: Using an "Elf"-evator.

3. Elves use what kind of money?
Answer: Jingle bills!

4. What’s the first thing learnt by elves in school?
Answer: The "elf"-abet!

5. What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help other 11 elves in the workshop? Answer: The twelf

6. Who makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin and lives at the North Pole?
Answer: Cinder-"elf"-a!

7. Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Answer: Mini vans!

8. What do you call an elf that tells silly jokes?
Answer: A real Christmas card!

9. Where do you find elves?
Answer: Depends where you left them!

10. What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
Answer: Welfy

11. Why reindeer wears sunglass during Christmas party?
Answer: Because he didn't want to be recognized!

12. Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?
Answer: "Re-tail" store.

13. Why reindeer is wet?
Answer: "Rain"-deer.

14. Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Answer: Comet!

15. Who is very rude?
Answer: "Rude"-olph

16. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
Answer: He looks at his calen-"deer"!

17. What is the profession of snowmen?
Answer: Playing with angels.

18. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Answer: Nothing, reindeer can't talk.

19. Which elf was the best singer?
Answer: ELFis Presley.

20. Elves make sandwiches with what type of bread?
Answer: shortbread of course!

21. In Texas a wild elf is known as -
Answer: Gnome on the range!

22. What for reindeer wears fur coat?
Answer: Because they look ridiculous in polyester

23. How long should an elf's legs be?
Answer: Just long enough to reach the ground!

24. What do elves sing to Santa?
Answer: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

25. Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?
Answer: Because he had the drum sticks!