Christmas Snowmen, Snowball, Snow Jokes

• Which cereal do healthy snowmen have for breakfast?
  Frosties!
• What do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
  Chilly sauce!

• What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
  The ones with thick icing!
• What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
  A snowmobile.
• What do you call an old snowman?
  Water!
• What do you call a snowman in the summer?
  A puddle.
• What is in lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?
  Answer: Icebergers!
• How do snowmen travel around?
  Answer: By icicle!
• How one snowman greets the other one?
  Answer: Ice to meet you.
• What is the popular name of the snowman in summers?
  Answer: A puddle.
• What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
  Answer: Brrrr- itos.
• Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
  Answer: You have to hollow out its head first.
• What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
  Answer: Cold cash!
• How do you get to know if the snowman is in your bed?
  Answer: You wake up wet!
• What snowman likes to eat on Christmas Eve?
  Answer: Turkey with snow topping.
• Where does a snowman keep his money?
  Answer: In a snow bank.
• How would you scare a snowman?
  Answer: Get a hairdryer!

• Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
  Answer: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
• What was the consequence after the showgirl fell out with the snow boy?
  Answer: She gave him the cold shoulder!
• What's white, furry and smells minty?
  Answer: A polo bear!
• What was the special item that was ordered by the snowman at MacDonald’s?
  Answer: Icerbergers with chili sauce!