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Easter Jokes

Welcome to the Easter jokes page, where you will find a collection of witty one liners for the occasion. They will be greatly enjoyed by kids and adults alike, and can also provide for a fun quiz in Easter parties and treasure hunts. So just scroll down and enjoy. Don't forget to share them, cause, sharing is caring!

Collection of Easter Jokes

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What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead.
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants.
Funny Bunny Easter Joke
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
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Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
They don't want to get "beat up".
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How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
Around the cluck!
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What's the Easter Bunnys favorite Story?
A Cotton Tale
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What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!
Easter Joke of upset bunny
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What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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What do bunnies do when they get married?
Go on a bunnymoon!
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What day does an Easter Egg hate the most?
Fry-days.
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What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!
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What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 carrot gold!
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How does Easter end?
With an R!
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit bank note?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
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How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the Eggs-it.
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What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
Have you heard any good yolks today?
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How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Eggs-ercise!
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How do rabbits travel?
By HAREplanes.
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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?
Because it doesn't taste as good if stuff it in my ears.
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Easter dinner was great.... I'm Egg-zosted!
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Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses!
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How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it's not empty any more!
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How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
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What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
HAREmail!
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Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket.
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What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?
Tired.
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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The baby chick was a little cheaper.
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
He kept quacking the eggs.
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After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.
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Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
HAREobics.
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