Happy Easter Jokes | Easter Bunny Jokes

The Great Carrot Caper: Detective McFluffington, a seasoned rabbit cop with a nose for trouble (and a weakness for clover), was hot on the case. Easter morning had dawned, and the annual carrot delivery to the Easter Bunny's workshop had vanished! His prime suspect? A disgruntled group of chickens, tired of always playing second fiddle to the egg in the Easter limelight. After a hilarious chase through a vegetable patch and a tense interrogation involving a particularly persuasive rooster, McFluffington uncovers the truth: the carrots were simply misplaced by a sleep-deprived, pre-Easter Bunny. Relief washes over the barnyard, but McFluffington can't resist a final pun: "Looks like this whole case was just a bunch of hare-raising nothing!"

The Philosophic Egg: In a hidden corner of the Easter basket, nestled amongst the chocolate bunnies and jellybeans, sat a lone, particularly thoughtful egg. Unlike his brightly colored brethren, content with their sugary fate, this egg yearned for more. He pondered the meaning of Easter, the impermanence of chocolate, and the existential dread of being a breakfast food. His philosophical musings annoyed the jellybeans, who bounced around chanting, "Just be happy you're not getting scrambled!" Finally, a wise old Peeps marshmallow intervened. "Little egg," he wheezed, "Easter is about renewal and joy. Embrace your destiny, and you might just become someone's favorite part of the holiday!" Inspired, the egg cracked open, revealing a gooey yolk that looked suspiciously like a smiley face. "Hey," he chirped, "I may be breakfast, but at least I'm a happy breakfast!"

The Case of the Missing Jellybean King: The annual Easter egg hunt was underway, children giggling as they chased after brightly colored eggs. But amidst the chaos, a group of particularly observant kids noticed something strange: all the jellybean eggs were missing their king, the giant, glittery jellybean that held the grand prize. Whispers of suspicion turned into a full-blown investigation led by a determined little girl named Lily. Her clues? A trail of sticky footprints and a disgruntled-looking chocolate bunny with a jellybean stain on his ear. After a dramatic confrontation (involving a particularly fierce marshmallow Peep bodyguard), Lily unmasks the culprit: the Easter Bunny himself! Turns out, he was having a sugar craving and couldn't resist the king of all jellybeans. The children, though initially disappointed, were tickled by the reveal. The Easter Bunny sheepishly apologized, promising to replace the king with a new, even shinier one next year. And so, the hunt continued, filled with laughter and the joy of a slightly naughty Easter Bunny.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? "It's going to take a lot more than that to crack me!"

Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To get to the egg side.

What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
Hop Suey.

What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!

Why did the Easter Bunny hide the eggs?
He didn't want anyone to know he was having a party!

How do you know if a bunny is really a vampire?
It will have fang marks on its neck from Easter eggs.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

The Perfect Easter Egg Hunt
Three dads were talking about how they had all hidden Easter eggs for their kids the day before. The first dad said, "I hid all the eggs in really obvious places, like right out in the open." The second dad said, "That's nothing, I hid all the eggs in really hard to find places, like up in trees and under bushes." The third dad said, "You guys have it all wrong. I didn't hide any eggs. I just told my kids that the Easter Bunny didn't come this year because he got lost on the way to our house."

The Easter Bunny and the Psychiatrist
The Easter Bunny went to see a psychiatrist. He said, "Doc, I'm having some real problems. Every year, I have to deliver all these Easter eggs, and I'm just getting tired of it." The psychiatrist said, "Well, that sounds like a lot of pressure. Have you tried talking to someone about it?" The Easter Bunny replied, "Yeah, I talked to Santa Claus about it, but he just told me to buck up and deal with it."

The Easter Basket Mix-Up
On Easter morning, a little boy ran to his Easter basket and found that it was filled with carrots instead of candy. He went to his mom and said, "Mom, the Easter Bunny messed up. He put carrots in my basket instead of candy." His mom replied, "Well, maybe he thought you needed to eat some more vegetables." The little boy said, "I don't think so, Mom. When I went to bed last night, I left a note for the Easter Bunny that said, 'Please leave candy, no vegetables.'"

The Easter Miracle
A man was walking through the woods on Easter morning when he came across a bird's nest with a single egg in it. He was surprised to see that the egg was glowing with a bright light. Suddenly, the egg hatched and a baby bird emerged, also glowing with light. The man realized that he had witnessed an Easter miracle and decided to devote his life to spreading the message of hope and renewal that he had experienced.

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead.

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!

Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
They don't want to get "beat up".

How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
Around the cluck!

What's the Easter Bunnys favorite Story?
A Cotton Tale

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!

What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

What do bunnies do when they get married?
Go on a bunnymoon!

What day does an Easter Egg hate the most?
Fry-days.

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 carrot gold!

How does Easter end?
With an R!

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit bank note?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the Eggs-it.

What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
Have you heard any good yolks today?

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Eggs-ercise!

How do rabbits travel?
By HAREplanes.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?
Because it doesn't taste as good if stuff it in my ears.

Easter dinner was great.... I'm Egg-zosted!

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it's not empty any more!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
HAREmail!

Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket.

What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?
Tired.

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The baby chick was a little cheaper.

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.

Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
HAREobics.