Graduation Day is the time to celebrate the rewards
of your hard work and rejoice over your accomplishments. TheHolidaySpot
brings you a collection of amusing jokes that you will enjoy reading
during the occasion as well as find useful to incorporate into your
graduation speech and share with your batch mates during the graduation
party. Go through these graduation jokes and add more fun to the big day
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Let these enjoyable graduation jokes make
Graduation Day more mirthful for you.
It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Josh. At
the assembly, the entire senior class stands up and shouts "Let Josh
graduate, let Josh graduate!"
The principal agrees to give Josh one last chance. "If I have five apples in
my right hand and five in my left hand, Josh, how many apples do I have?" he
Josh thought long and hard and then said: "Ten."
And the entire senior class stood up and shouted, "Give Josh another chance.
Give Josh another chance!"
Make this look natural
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a
cap and gown, posed with his father.
"Let's try to make this look natural "she said. "Junior, put your arm around
your dad's shoulder."
The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put
his hand in my pocket?"
David and dad
After Graduating from High School, David moves away from home to study at
University. One of his letters home reads:
University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you
would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending
a letter back.
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even
an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a
NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Two young men
Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi
wearing their graduation gowns.
"Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver.
"Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99."
The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
I'll show you how
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The
manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a
smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the
"But I'm a college
graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the
broom – I'll show you how."
I don't cheat
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was
very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side"
said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."