These are jokes on Husband and wives, and married life. Some of the jokes are common with the marriage jokes, but it was deliberately done for better enjoyment. We hope you will enjoy these jokes thoroughly too.
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• First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
  
  
• Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.
  
  
• Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
  
  
• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
  
  
• A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"
  The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?"
  She says, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!"
  
  
• A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
  
  
• Two women friends meet on the street, but they haven't seen each other for years. As they are talking one women notices that her friend has a 5 carat diamond ring, and says "My what a magnificent ring." Her friend relies, "Yes, it is, but unfortunately it comes with a curse. It comes
  with my husband!"
  
  
• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
  
  
• Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
  
  
• One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
  
  
• Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
  
  
• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
  
  
• A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
  
  
• I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
  
  
• We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
  
  
• Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
  
  
• Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
  
  
• If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.