If birthdays gone by are cherished times, birthdays approaching are anticipated occasions. Everyone loves a birthday, be it one's own or of any near one. The natal day has inspired some of the funniest birthday jokes and one liners, some of which you can find here on this page. So, sit back and go over some of the funniest birthday jokes and one-liners around that we liked and wanted to share with you.
Birthday jokes and one-liners are a great way to add a bit of levity to any birthday celebration. Whether it’s a birthday party for children, adults, or the elderly, a few well-timed jokes can go a long way towards making the occasion even more enjoyable.
Here are some examples of birthday jokes and one-liners:
You realize you're getting old when you have a greater number of candles on your cake than companions at your birthday celebration.
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that I needed an upgrade.
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Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
"His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue
Q. What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A. They were all born on holidays.
Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!
Q. What party game do rabbits like to play?
A. Musical Hares!
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. Thanks. I'll never part with it!
Q. Why was the stationmaster's son having a cake on a train seat?
A. It was his berth-day.