Christmas Greetings Jokes

Christmas is a time for fun. And make this Christmas a rib-tickiling memorable one with our collection of Christmas greeting jokes. Its time put smile on everyones's face and to say Merry Christmas! If you like our collection of jokes feel free to share them with your friends and near ones and please let us know if any joke offends you.

Greetings Jokes

  • How do snowmen greet each other?
    Answer: Ice to meet you!
  • How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?
    Answer: Fleece Navidad!
  • What kind of music does elves like best when he has to greet?
    Answer: "Wrap" music!
  • How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
    Answer: A merry Christmas to ewe.
  • How do you greet an idiot on Boxing Day?
    Answer: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
  • What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Black mail!
  • Why Santa likes to be greeted with a bear on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Because he's Sooty!
  • How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
    Answer: "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
  • How do elves greet each other?
    Answer: "Small world, isn't it?"