What
do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..
! |
Why
are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles ! |
What's
Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia ! |
What
did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas
?
Thanks, I'll never part with it ! |
Why
is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !
|
What
do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree
?
A
pineapple ! |
What
do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes ! |
What
did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight ! |
Whats happens
to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy ! |
How
long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
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