Get ready to welcome the year 2024 with a hearty dose of laughter and a big smile on your face! Introducing our collection of New Year Jokes and One Liners 2024. It's the perfect way to kick off the New Year with a good laugh and spread some joy among your friends and family.
As we bid adieu to the old year and embrace the new one, humor can be a great companion. Whether you're looking to lighten the mood at a New Year's party, share a chuckle with loved ones, or simply enjoy some witty wordplay, our collection of jokes and one-liners has something for everyone.
New Year's jokes have a unique charm – they celebrate the passage of time, the optimism of fresh beginnings, and the humor in our own resolutions. It's a reminder that laughter is a universal language that can help us connect with one another during this festive season.
Start exploring our collection now and get ready to welcome 2024 with laughter, humor, and good vibes. After all, what better way to begin the New Year than with a smile on your face and laughter in your heart? Cheers to a year filled with laughter and endless possibilities!
We will open the book,
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and
Its first chapter is New Years Day.
What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking.
What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous
Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.
Oh My Dear, Forget Ur Fear,
Let All Ur Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put Tear, Please Hear,
I Want to Tell One Thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a Very “Happy New Year…
Renewal Of Friendship Contract 2024
After Serious And Cautious Consideration,
Your Contract Has Been Renewed For The Year 2024.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It’s Impossible To Find A Friend
Don’t lose Whom U Never Want To Lose.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.
At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
To kick start my New Year:
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I resolve... I resolve 2...
I resolve 2, uh...
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er...
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er,
off-line work theone, to!
A friend asks his friend 4 a cigrtte. His friend says
I think u made a Nw Yr resolution 2 quit smoking.
Da man says. I am in da process of quitting.Right now
I am in da middle of phase 1. What's phase 1?
I've quit buying
Nw Yr's Day: Now is da accepted time 2 make ur regular annual
good resolutions. Next week u can begin paving hell with dam as usual.
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.
Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.
John, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year's resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says.
“I'm in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” asks David.
“Yeah,” laughs John, “I've quit buying.”
“Families are complicated enough, but things became even more confusing after my father decided to get married to my brother's mother-in-law. "Now I can't make up my mind whether he's my dad or my father-in- law," says my brother, "or if my mother-in-law is now my stepmother, or whether my child is my daughter or my niece.”
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
Happy New Year 2024
Boy to a Girl :
“You Are Like A COIN”
Girl: hmmm, wow realy..??
Boy: No,no actualy i Want To Say ,
Theepay day mounh waliye.
Happy New Year.