Dinner Jokes on Thanksgiving 2023
Welcome to TheHolidaySpot.com's Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes page, where the laughter is as bountiful as the feast! As you prepare to gather 'round the table with family and friends for a hearty Thanksgiving meal, why not add a side dish of humor to your celebrations? Our collection of Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes is here to sprinkle some extra fun and festivity into your holiday season. Whether you're carving the turkey, dishing up the stuffing, or enjoying a slice of pumpkin pie, these jokes are the perfect seasoning to your Thanksgiving gathering. So, pull up a chair, grab a plate, and get ready to savor the delicious humor we've cooked up just for you. Let's make this Thanksgiving dinner a memorable and laughter-filled occasion!
Jokes on Thanksgiving Dinner
At Thanksgiving dinner, the turkey told a joke that had everyone rolling with laughter. It said, "Why did the cranberry sauce turn red?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!"
Because it saw the turkey dressing!"
Grandma's Thanksgiving dinner is so delicious that even the mashed potatoes are blushing and saying,
"I yam what I yam, but I can't resist her!"
"I yam what I yam, but I can't resist her!"
Why did the gravy go to therapy before Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it had too many issues to pour out!
Because it had too many issues to pour out!
Uncle Bob brought his accordion to Thanksgiving dinner. When someone asked why?
he said, "Well, I figured we needed a little extra 'stuffing' for the entertainment!"
he said, "Well, I figured we needed a little extra 'stuffing' for the entertainment!"
Aunt Sally made a pumpkin pie so good that it started singing,
"I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste, no treble!"
"I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste, no treble!"
The turkey was feeling overwhelmed at Thanksgiving dinner,
so it asked, "Is it okay if I have a 'wing man' for moral support?"
so it asked, "Is it okay if I have a 'wing man' for moral support?"
Dad carved the turkey with such precision that it whispered to him,
"You're a cut above the rest, Dad!"
"You're a cut above the rest, Dad!"
The sweet potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner were so sweet that even the sugar cookies were asking for their secret recipe.
During Thanksgiving dinner, the peas tried to tell a joke, but nobody laughed.
They complained, "You guys are so corny!"
They complained, "You guys are so corny!"
The cranberry sauce and the turkey got into a heated argument at Thanksgiving dinner.
They both agreed that it was a saucy situation!
They both agreed that it was a saucy situation!
What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner that's too spicy? A fowl play.
Why did the mashed potatoes cross the road? To get to the other side dish.
What's a turkey's favorite thing to watch on TV? The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
What's a stuffing's favorite color? Gravy.
What do you call a cranberry sauce that's always late? A tardyberry sauce.
What's the best thing to serve with Thanksgiving dinner? A smile.
Why did the mashed potatoes cross the road? To get to the other side dish.
What's a turkey's favorite thing to watch on TV? The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
What's a stuffing's favorite color? Gravy.
What do you call a cranberry sauce that's always late? A tardyberry sauce.
What's the best thing to serve with Thanksgiving dinner? A smile.
What's a turkey's favorite dance move?
The turkey trot.
The turkey trot.
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