Easter Jokes
Welcome to the Easter jokes page, where you will find a collection of witty one liners for the occasion. They will be greatly enjoyed by kids and adults alike, and can also provide for a fun quiz in Easter parties and treasure hunts. So just scroll down and enjoy. Don't forget to share them, cause, sharing is caring!
Collection of Easter Jokes
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead.
An egghead.
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants.
From Eggplants.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
Bugs Bunny!
Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
They don't want to get "beat up".
They don't want to get "beat up".
How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
Around the cluck!
Around the cluck!
What's the Easter Bunnys favorite Story?
A Cotton Tale
A Cotton Tale
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!
A funny bunny!
What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Hot cross bunnies.
What do bunnies do when they get married?
Go on a bunnymoon!
Go on a bunnymoon!
What day does an Easter Egg hate the most?
Fry-days.
Fry-days.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!
Basket-ball, of course!
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 carrot gold!
14 carrot gold!
How does Easter end?
With an R!
With an R!
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit bank note?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the Eggs-it.
They went through the Eggs-it.
What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
Have you heard any good yolks today?
Have you heard any good yolks today?
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Eggs-ercise!
Eggs-ercise!
How do rabbits travel?
By HAREplanes.
By HAREplanes.
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?
Because it doesn't taste as good if stuff it in my ears.
Because it doesn't taste as good if stuff it in my ears.
Easter dinner was great.... I'm Egg-zosted!
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
It might crack up!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses!
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it's not empty any more!
Only one – after that it's not empty any more!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
HAREmail!
HAREmail!
Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket.
In his Easter casket.
What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?
Tired.
Tired.
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The baby chick was a little cheaper.
The baby chick was a little cheaper.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
He kept quacking the eggs.
He kept quacking the eggs.
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
HAREobics.
HAREobics.
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