Collection of Happy Bunny Easter Jokes or One Liners
A group of friends were discussing their Easter plans when one of them said, "I think I'm going to give up chocolate for Lent this year." Another friend responded, "That's great, but aren't you going to miss it on Easter Sunday?" The first friend replied, "No, I'll just make up for it by eating twice as much!"
A man was walking down the street on Easter Sunday when he saw a group of kids playing. He approached them and asked, "Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides eggs?" The kids shook their heads, so the man continued, "Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's been laying around all day!"
One Easter, a family was having a big dinner when their young daughter suddenly exclaimed, "Mom, dad, the Easter Bunny left us a present in the backyard!" Excitedly, the family rushed outside to find that the bunny had indeed left a beautifully decorated egg. The daughter turned to her parents and asked, "Do you think he hid it in the ground on purpose, or was it just a happy accident?"
Have you ever wondered why the Easter Bunny carries a basket full of eggs instead of a basket full of carrots? Well, it turns out that the Easter Bunny has a bit of a sweet tooth! He's always been a big fan of chocolate, so he decided to start hiding chocolate eggs instead of real ones. Of course, he still likes to eat carrots too – he just saves them for his own personal stash!
Speaking of the Easter Bunny, did you hear about the time he decided to take up gardening? He was really excited to grow his own carrots, so he spent weeks tending to his garden and watering his crops. But when it came time to harvest his carrots, he realized that he had accidentally planted jelly beans instead! It was a bit of a disappointment, but he decided to roll with it and started hiding the jelly beans instead of carrots. And thus, a new Easter tradition was born!
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? "It's going to take a lot more than that to crack me!"
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To get to the egg side.
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Why did the Easter Bunny hide the eggs?
He didn't want anyone to know he was having a party!
How do you know if a bunny is really a vampire?
It will have fang marks on its neck from Easter eggs.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
The Perfect Easter Egg Hunt
Three dads were talking about how they had all hidden Easter eggs for their kids the day before. The first dad said, "I hid all the eggs in really obvious places, like right out in the open." The second dad said, "That's nothing, I hid all the eggs in really hard to find places, like up in trees and under bushes." The third dad said, "You guys have it all wrong. I didn't hide any eggs. I just told my kids that the Easter Bunny didn't come this year because he got lost on the way to our house."
The Easter Bunny and the Psychiatrist
The Easter Bunny went to see a psychiatrist. He said, "Doc, I'm having some real problems. Every year, I have to deliver all these Easter eggs, and I'm just getting tired of it." The psychiatrist said, "Well, that sounds like a lot of pressure. Have you tried talking to someone about it?" The Easter Bunny replied, "Yeah, I talked to Santa Claus about it, but he just told me to buck up and deal with it."
The Easter Basket Mix-Up
On Easter morning, a little boy ran to his Easter basket and found that it was filled with carrots instead of candy. He went to his mom and said, "Mom, the Easter Bunny messed up. He put carrots in my basket instead of candy." His mom replied, "Well, maybe he thought you needed to eat some more vegetables." The little boy said, "I don't think so, Mom. When I went to bed last night, I left a note for the Easter Bunny that said, 'Please leave candy, no vegetables.'"
The Easter Miracle
A man was walking through the woods on Easter morning when he came across a bird's nest with a single egg in it. He was surprised to see that the egg was glowing with a bright light. Suddenly, the egg hatched and a baby bird emerged, also glowing with light. The man realized that he had witnessed an Easter miracle and decided to devote his life to spreading the message of hope and renewal that he had experienced.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
They don't want to get "beat up".
How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
Around the cluck!
What's the Easter Bunnys favorite Story?
A Cotton Tale
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!
What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
What do bunnies do when they get married?
Go on a bunnymoon!
What day does an Easter Egg hate the most?
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 carrot gold!
How does Easter end?
With an R!
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit bank note?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the Eggs-it.
What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
Have you heard any good yolks today?
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
How do rabbits travel?
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?
Because it doesn't taste as good if stuff it in my ears.
Easter dinner was great.... I'm Egg-zosted!
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it's not empty any more!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket.
What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The baby chick was a little cheaper.
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?