Christmas Dinner Jokes

Christmas is the time for fun and frolic. And this Christmas entertain your guest and family with these wondrous collection of Christmas dinner jokes that will get you through Christmas dinner. let us know if any joke offends you.

Dinner Jokes

  • Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
    Your teeth!
  • What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner?
    "Whalemeat again, don’t know where, don’t know when "!
  • This Christmas turkey’s disgusting!
    Well, you asked for a foul roast!
  • Why did the kids start eating the puzzle on Christmas?
    Because their uncle said that it was a piece of cake!
  • What did the Christmas turkey say to the unhappy chicken? "What’s eating you?"
  • Why did the Christmas cake goto the police station? Because over the last few days it had been beaten, whipped, cut, sliced and rough handled.
  • What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
    Answer: Tarzipan!
  • Do I have permission to eat a dog this Christmas?
    Answer: Only Turkey like everyone else.
  • Eskimos sing what during their dinner?
    Answer: "Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when”!
  • What did the big cracker say to the small cracker during the Christmas Eve dinner?
    Answer: My pop is bigger than yours!
  • Name someone who is never hungry during the whole Christmas?
    Answer: The turkey- it is stuffed.
  • What is the name of the bird which has wings but cannot ever fly?
    Answer: Roast Turkey.
  • What best you can put into the Christmas cake?
    Answer: Your teeth.
  • What if you eat Christmas decorations?
    Answer: You get tinsel-itus !
  • What vampires put on the stuffed turkey during the Christmas Eve dinner?
    Answer: Grave-y!
  • Have you ever heard about a stupid turkey?
    Answer: It was looking forward to Christmas!
  • Why the ocean's full of currents this year?
    Answer: Because last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.
  • Is that policeman eating turkey?
    Answer: No, he's eating truncheon meat.
  • How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
    Answer: Deep pan, crisp and even!
  • What ducks do right before the Christmas dinner?
    Answer: Pull their Christmas Quakers!

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