Christmas Snowmen, Snowball, Snow Jokes

This Christmas entertain your guest and friends with these comical jokes about snowmen - one of the foremost symbols of Christmas festivities. If you like these jokes then please share with your close and loved ones. And let us know if any joke offends you.

Snowmen, Snowball, Snow Jokes

  • Which cereal do healthy snowmen have for breakfast?
  • What do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
    Chilly sauce!
  • What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
    The ones with thick icing!
  • What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
    A snowmobile.
  • What do you call an old snowman?
  • What do you call a snowman in the summer?
    A puddle.
  • What is in lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?
    Answer: Icebergers!
  • How do snowmen travel around?
    Answer: By icicle!
  • How one snowman greets the other one?
    Answer: Ice to meet you.
  • What is the popular name of the snowman in summers?
    Answer: A puddle.
  • What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
    Answer: Brrrr- itos.
  • Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
    Answer: You have to hollow out its head first.
  • What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
    Answer: Cold cash!
  • How do you get to know if the snowman is in your bed?
    Answer: You wake up wet!
  • What snowman likes to eat on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Turkey with snow topping.
  • Where does a snowman keep his money?
    Answer: In a snow bank.
  • How would you scare a snowman?
    Answer: Get a hairdryer!
  • Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
    Answer: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
  • What was the consequence after the showgirl fell out with the snow boy?
    Answer: She gave him the cold shoulder!
  • What's white, furry and smells minty?
    Answer: A polo bear!
  • What was the special item that was ordered by the snowman at MacDonald’s?
    Answer: Icerbergers with chili sauce!