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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."
What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food?
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick!
What song the guests generally sing at Eskimo's Christmas party?
Answer: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What you can call a polar bear which wears ear muffs?
Answer: Anything you want. He can't hear you!
What a chicken is called at the North Pole?
What type of pine has the sharpest needles?
Answer: A porcupine.
Whose Christmas parties are full of screams?
What food should you offer to the Santa as he can lose weight a bit?
Answer: Instead of milk and cookies, give him salad.
How can you keep Santa busy in the Christmas party?
Answer: Ask him to take care of your plants.
How can you make Santa run during the Christmas party?
Answer: Get an angry bull that fears of red color.
Apart from ornaments what you can use to decorate the Christmas tree?
Answer: Waster eggs.
Santa likes which game during the Christmas party?
Answer: Hide and seek.
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
Answer: A turkey!
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii?
Answer: "O Tanning Palms"!
What could be the alternative outfit for the Santa at christmas?
Answer: Jeans and a t-shirt.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.
When everyone observes Santa during the party, then what mood is usually noticed?