Reindeer and Elf Jokes for Merry Christmas

• Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
  Because he wanted to make a little extra "elf"-dough!
• What do you call an elf who sings?
  A wrapper!
• What kind of music do elves like to listen to?
  "Wrap" music, of course!
• How do you greet an elf on the first day of December?
  "Ello there!"
• Why did the elf bring a ladder to work?
  Because he heard the boss say, "We need to step up our game!"
• What did the elf say to the shelf?
  "I've got this 'elf' under control!"
• Why do elves make terrible poker players?
  Because they can never stop "tinkering" with their poker faces!
• What's an elf's favorite type of math?
  "Elf-gebra"!
• How do elves stay cool in the summer?
  They use "elf"-conditioning!
• What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
  A "laffy-taffy" elf!
• What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a detective?
  A deer detective on the "hoof"!
• Why don't reindeer ever get lost?
  Because they always "sleigh" their sense of direction!
• What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
  "Horn"-aments!
• How do you know when a reindeer is telling a joke?
  It "cracks" up before delivering the punchline!
• What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
  "No-eye"-deer (like "no idea")!
• What's a reindeer's favorite type of music?
  "Rap" music, of course, especially when they're on the rooftop!
• Why did Rudolph take a red pen to the reindeer games?
  Because he wanted to "red"-write history!
• What do reindeer use to dry off after a snowy flight?
  "Rein"-towels!
• What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes at Christmas?
  A "comedi-deer"!
• Why did Dasher and Dancer start a band?
  Because they wanted to "sleigh" with their musical talents!
• What is the favorite food of elves?
  Answer: "Elf"-aghetti!
• How did elves climbed up to the top of Santa’s Castle?
  Answer: Using an "Elf"-evator.
• Elves use what kind of money?
  Answer: Jingle bills!
• What’s the first thing learnt by elves in school?
  Answer: The "elf"-abet!
• What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help other 11 elves in the workshop? Answer: The twelf
• Who makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin and lives at the North Pole?
  Answer: Cinder-"elf"-a!

• Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
  Answer: Mini vans!
• What do you call an elf that tells silly jokes?
  Answer: A real Christmas card!
• Where do you find elves?
  Answer: Depends where you left them!
• What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
  Answer: Welfy
• Why reindeer wears sunglass during Christmas party?
  Answer: Because he didn't want to be recognized!
• Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?
  Answer: "Re-tail" store.
• Why reindeer is wet?
  Answer: "Rain"-deer.
• Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
  Answer: Comet!
• Who is very rude?
  Answer: "Rude"-olph
• Who is very rude?
  Answer: "Rude"-olph
• How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
  Answer: He looks at his calen-"deer"!
• What is the profession of snowmen?
  Answer: Playing with angels.
• What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
  Answer: Nothing, reindeer can't talk.
• Which elf was the best singer?
  Answer: ELFis Presley.
• Elves make sandwiches with what type of bread?
  Answer: shortbread of course!
• In Texas a wild elf is known as -
  Answer: Gnome on the range!
• What for reindeer wears fur coat?
  Answer: Because they look ridiculous in polyester
• What for reindeer wears fur coat?
  Answer: Because they look ridiculous in polyester
• How long should an elf's legs be?
  Answer: Just long enough to reach the ground!
• What do elves sing to Santa?
  Answer: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
• Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?
  Answer: Because he had the drum sticks!