Reindeer and Elf Jokes for Merry Christmas

What is the favorite food of elves? Want answers to this joke, then you have to through the following jokes. We have a good collection of reindeer and elf jokes to make this Christmas a memorable Christmas for you. And let us know if any joke offends you.

Reindeer and Elf Jokes

  • Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
    Because he wanted to make a little extra "elf"-dough!
  • What do you call an elf who sings?
    A wrapper!
  • What kind of music do elves like to listen to?
    "Wrap" music, of course!
  • How do you greet an elf on the first day of December?
    "Ello there!"
  • Why did the elf bring a ladder to work?
    Because he heard the boss say, "We need to step up our game!"
  • What did the elf say to the shelf?
    "I've got this 'elf' under control!"
  • Why do elves make terrible poker players?
    Because they can never stop "tinkering" with their poker faces!
  • What's an elf's favorite type of math?
  • How do elves stay cool in the summer?
    They use "elf"-conditioning!
  • What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
    A "laffy-taffy" elf!
  • What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a detective?
    A deer detective on the "hoof"!
  • Why don't reindeer ever get lost?
    Because they always "sleigh" their sense of direction!
  • What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
  • How do you know when a reindeer is telling a joke?
    It "cracks" up before delivering the punchline!
  • What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
    "No-eye"-deer (like "no idea")!
  • What's a reindeer's favorite type of music?
    "Rap" music, of course, especially when they're on the rooftop!
  • Why did Rudolph take a red pen to the reindeer games?
    Because he wanted to "red"-write history!
  • What do reindeer use to dry off after a snowy flight?
  • What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes at Christmas?
    A "comedi-deer"!
  • Why did Dasher and Dancer start a band?
    Because they wanted to "sleigh" with their musical talents!
  • What is the favorite food of elves?
    Answer: "Elf"-aghetti!
  • How did elves climbed up to the top of Santa’s Castle?
    Answer: Using an "Elf"-evator.
  • Elves use what kind of money?
    Answer: Jingle bills!
  • What’s the first thing learnt by elves in school?
    Answer: The "elf"-abet!
  • What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help other 11 elves in the workshop? Answer: The twelf
  • Who makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin and lives at the North Pole?
    Answer: Cinder-"elf"-a!
  • Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
    Answer: Mini vans!
  • What do you call an elf that tells silly jokes?
    Answer: A real Christmas card!
  • Where do you find elves?
    Answer: Depends where you left them!
  • What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
    Answer: Welfy
  • Why reindeer wears sunglass during Christmas party?
    Answer: Because he didn't want to be recognized!
  • Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?
    Answer: "Re-tail" store.
  • Why reindeer is wet?
    Answer: "Rain"-deer.
  • Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
    Answer: Comet!
  • Who is very rude?
    Answer: "Rude"-olph
  • Who is very rude?
    Answer: "Rude"-olph
  • How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
    Answer: He looks at his calen-"deer"!
  • What is the profession of snowmen?
    Answer: Playing with angels.
  • What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
    Answer: Nothing, reindeer can't talk.
  • Which elf was the best singer?
    Answer: ELFis Presley.
  • Elves make sandwiches with what type of bread?
    Answer: shortbread of course!
  • In Texas a wild elf is known as -
    Answer: Gnome on the range!
  • What for reindeer wears fur coat?
    Answer: Because they look ridiculous in polyester
  • What for reindeer wears fur coat?
    Answer: Because they look ridiculous in polyester
  • How long should an elf's legs be?
    Answer: Just long enough to reach the ground!
  • What do elves sing to Santa?
    Answer: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
  • Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?
    Answer: Because he had the drum sticks!

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