Christmas Jokes

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General Christmas Jokes

  • Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
    Because it needed a trim!
  • What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
    An abdominal snowman!
  • What's Santa's favorite subject in school?
  • Why did the ornament go to school?
    It wanted to get a little "tree-ducation"!
  • What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
  • How do snowmen get around?
    They ride an "icicle"!
  • What did one Christmas light say to the other?
    "You light up my life!"
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
  • What do you call a snowman in the summer?
    A puddle!
  • Why did the Christmas tree bring a ladder to the party?
    Because it wanted to be a "tree-topper"!
  • What is the best Christmas present in the world?
    A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
  • Who is Santa's favorite singer?
    Elf-is Presley!
  • What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
    A Holly Davidson!.
  • What do snowmen wear on their heads?
    Ice caps!
  • What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
  • What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
    It's Christmas, Eve!
  • Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
    Because their days are numbered!
  • Cinderella was a poor football player- Do you know the reason?
    Answer: She used to run away from the ball.
  • Name the child's favorite Christma king?
    Answer: A stocking.
  • On Christmas morning the coy boy said what?
    Answer: Mooooey Christmas.
  • What Mary Popins wanted from Santa?
    Answer: Superclausfragilisticexpiallisnowshoes.
  • What do you all know about ig?
    Answer: An Eskimo house without Loo.
  • How yeti gets down from the hill top?
    Answer: By-icicle.
  • If the vampire crosses the road you will find what?
    Answer: Frost bite.
  • Why the Christmas tree can’t stand up?
    Answer: It doesn’t have legs.
  • What for the trumpet of Ken was kept in the freezer?
    Answer: Because he loves cool music.
  • Name the special part of your body during Christmas?
    Answer: mistletoe.
  • Differentiate between Christmas alphabet and ordinary alphabet?
    Answer: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
  • What did the pack of Walkers say to the Skips?
    Answer: Merry Crispmass
  • You should be careful at Christmas - why?
    Answer: There are mince spies about!
  • Do you know the reason for which the duck had crossed the road?
    Answer: to quack open the ice.
  • Why is it cold in Christmas?
    Answer: Because it is December.
  • What is the popular carol in Desert?
    Answer: Camel ye Faithful.
  • What could be a perfect gift for the station master during Christmas?
    Answer: Platform Shoes.
  • The month of December has something which no other month has- what id that?
    Answer: The letter D.
  • What Cinderella sang when she saw her photograph was not ready?
    Answer: Someday my prints will come. . . .
  • What's brown and sneaks round the kitchen?
    Answer: Mince spies.