These Father's Day jokes and humor are sure to bring a smile to your dad's face and add some fun to the occasion. Laughter is a great way to bond and create lasting memories, so don't be afraid to share some jokes and have a good time with your dad this Father's Day.
My dad is full of wisdom, some of it useful, and some of it… not so much. Here are a few of his best (and worst) pieces of advice:
"Always wear sunscreen. Your skin is your biggest organ, and you don't want to mess with that."
"Never trust a man who wears sandals with socks. It's a sure sign of bad judgment."
"If you're feeling down, just watch a puppy video. Trust me, it works every time."
"Always carry a pocket knife. You never know when you might need to open a bottle or whittle a stick."
"Never underestimate the power of a good nap. It's like hitting the reset button on your day."
My dad's wisdom may not always be conventional, but it's always delivered with love and a sense of humor. That's what makes him such a great dad, and such a great source of laughter and joy in our lives.
A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“…Which bus would I take home?”